Phuket has so much to offer: enchanting beaches, amazingly cheap custom-tailored suits (no I don't understand why), and a world-famous dose of nightlife. Europeans come here by the DROVES to soak in the sun and the liberal party-time vibe (among other things). Every bar has an arsenal of 'hostesses' who love to chat with you as long as you're buying them 4 drinks every 20 minutes at inflated prices. They must be wearing catheters. But they sure are pretty.

Oh did I mention these aren't women?

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